Query: afroman

The information provided is too sparse to uniquely identify a specific song. The most likely match for an Afroman song people commonly recognize besides "Because I Got High" is "Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)", but this is a best-guess. If you share even one exact lyric line (5–10 words), I can identify it reliably.

Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)

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Lyrics for Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) by Afroman

Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out man, tell it It was this blind man, right? Man, check this out. It was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? Fish market He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said Woo, good morning ladies You like that shit, man? Pretty good Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man Are you asshol or motherfucker, man? I tell you what. My man on the guitar, hey We'll fool on the drums, yeah, right Hey, everybody just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motherfucking jokes But first, I'mma start off like this Hey, help me sing it, homeboy Come on Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will Well, it was just sundown in a small white town They call it East Side Palm Dale When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klub Klan We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo' Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two by four Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair But damn she looked good I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See, I met this lady from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass, and she said, "Aiiee!" Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong Hey, wait a minute man, check this out (sell tapes from here to Hong Kong) I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessey That country music nearly drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy" Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl in South Carolina Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth Man, I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico Fine young thing, said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla I wanna get married, but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims Come on So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell I bet my Caddy will