Lyrics for United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch
Whatever
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like, "Ewh," and I'm like, "Whatever!"
Then this chick comes up to me
And she's all like, "Hey, aren't you that dude-?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"
So later, I'm-, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up
And she's all like, "Uhh," and I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"
'Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!
And then, it's 3 a.m.
I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
And this dude comes up to me, and says, "Hey, punk"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"
Then, I'm throwing dice in the alley
And Officer Leroy comes up, and he's like, "Hey, I thought I told you-"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"
Then, up comes Zaphron, and I'm like, "Yo, Zaphron, what's up?"
And he's like, "Nothin," and I'm like, "That's cool"
'Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!