Lyrics for Muga Million by kingsammelot
I got out of bed
Something in my head
So I went out to my friends
They said I was dumb
And kept going
On and on and on
So I fell to the ground
I was feeling so down
I was thinking that no one was around
But then I looked at my shoulder
And I saw
My Grandma
—
She was lookin kinda fancy
looking really dancy
Started telling me I had a problem
I said what do you mean?
She said "I am the queen"
And you gotta embark on this journey
So I started movin
My feet was groovin
A 55 year old said "what are you doing?"
I said "I don't know ya"
You got any moolah?
They said "I don't, but your looking for muga"
—
What is a muga?
I think I've heard of Muuuugggaaaa
Wait
Isn't that a muga?
Oh my days (Oh my goodness!)
Man I gotta go
I know you old
But I gotta thank you bro
He said I gotchu no problemo
I ran 50 miles with my dog Milo
I couldn't chill
Had to find the muga
Could be in Brazil
Could be in Cuba
I got so thirsty
They gave me a
Jazzy Juice
—
I forgot all bout Muga
I did not care bout moolah
Hangin with my boy Maverick
Gaming with my friend Patrick
I was in the mall
That's where I met paul
Shopping with the bros
That everybody knows
But I began to worry
The time was 4:30
The sky was looking blurry
I knew I had to hurry
Something was very wrong
I walked all daylong
Then I found two words
Planet Zygon
—
I suddenly woke up
Like I was hit by a truck
I didn't know what to do
Bro what is my luck
I was thinkin bout my mom
I was thinkin bout my team
I was thinkin bout my chat
Being mad I missed a stream
I had to escape
before it was too late
I saw someone approaching
there was no time to waste
I was running out of time
But then I kicked
SammeLIIIIVEEEE
I was finally free
I tried to run and flee
But something caught my leg
Why does this happen to me
This was not supposed to happen
The Sammelive Assassin
About to steal my subs and Muga
But before my eyes
There was another guy
I think he looked real sus
I swear his name was gus
They were about to strike
I said to please smash like
They said "no we won't"
So I screamed, "YIKES!"
—
(CARRIT!)
He came to save the day
Lookin really brave
Flowed in like a tidal wave
We ran out like a bazooka
To search for the Muga
(CARRIT!)
I had to train
To get the gains
A thousand pounds in my veins
But as I got some fries
I saw
My demise
—
This is what I have been training for
We both saw the Muga by the shore
Sammelive tryna tear us down to the floor
I won't take this anymore
We're Fighting
Yeah we're fighting
We're fighting
We're really fighting
NO, this can't be!
Wait, milo?
OOOOOOH!
He got hit by a car!
We had done it
Sammelive is finished
The Muga is ours
Let's see who's the villain
I pulled the mask off
and I saw
Wait... Airrack?