Lyrics for Take My Picture by Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I woke up this morning feeling like a real bad bitch
You know those days
I looked myself in the mirror and I said
"Hmmm I just look better than everybody else in the world"
So grab your cameras, grab your phones
And take my, take my picture bitch(my picture bitch)
Take my, take my picture bitch(my picture bitch)
My clothes be one of a kind
This shit's too hard to find
And if you don't think that I look good
Then bitch you must be blind
And when I'm getting ready, a bitch be acting petty
I got so much fur, and so much ice
I'm looking like a yeti
Not Fendi, not Dior
It's Domino Couture
Your Prada Bags
Your Gucci tags just leave them at the store
That Dolce and Gabbana
You can wear it if you wanna
But I'ma slide into Lady Hyde
This bitch is serving drama (cunt)
Take my, take my picture bitch
(Designers, it looks a little matronly)
Take my, take my picture bitch
(This is not your best work, I love this look)
Looks, that's what I came to serve
Gowns, shaped to my every curve
Hate, you know you really got the nerve
Coin, that's what a bitch deserves
Guaranteed you ain't never met a bitch like me
I would never go broke on a shopping spree
Matter fact I don't shop they come to me
I'm the material girl, just come and see
Silk, chiffon, leather, lace
Swarovski crystals all across my face
Wool suit, beaded gown
Top it off with a rhinestone crown
Heels, high; boots, thigh
Custom glasses all across my eyes
Search every corner of the internet
You will never find this silhouette
Take my, take my picture bitch(my picture bitch)
Take my, take my picture bitch(my picture bitch)
It looks a little matronly